In Washington, D.C…
I want to climb up the phallic symbol of America.French teenager, in regards to the Washington Memorial
At Costco…
Where's the Kirkland Mac and Cheese? If they stopped making it, I'm gonna cry.A full grown man
Passing Da Marino Restaurant after losing “Book of Mormon” ticket lottery…
Sorry, guys. You're welcome to drown your sorrows in here.Waiter
Before takeoff at LAX…
Would the passenger with the frozen meat please ring your call button?Flight Attendant
